QotD: You Might Be Surprised to Hear...
What story of personal greatness, achievement or success would your co-workers or friends be surprised to learn about you?
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took my driving test while drunk off vodka and lime...
and it was the first (and last) time i ever performed a PERFECT parallel parking maneuver... and my teacher never once noticed i was too fucked up to drive because apparently that was the smoothest, most perfect drive i've ever done in my life.
i know, i know! that's not a super awsome achievment! hell, it was breaking the law! but how many people do you know who can pull off something like that and not hit a single street cone, obey every traffic law to the letter (aside from drunk driving of course) and STILL get issued his license with a near perfect score? (it would have been perfect, had i remembered to put on my blinker when i was supposed to change lanes.)